Ok.. I don’t know if this is some kind of fucking publicity stunt, or just a message really, but in case you didn’t hear already, Hustler Magazine founder and porn Mogul Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild founder Francis announced their intentions to ask the federal government for a $500 Billion bailout…Â
 Ok.. first of all, while Larry Flynt is an individual to be respected, GGW founder Francis is nothing more than attention seeking moron.. The man is a scumbag… I forgot his fucking name… Anyway, what the fuck makes him think he is deserving of a friggen bailout…   If anyone should get a bailout, it’s me, lol..
 I work my fucking ass off 12 to 16 hours a day building websites, updating blogs and more.. I’m not some rich motherfucker like those guys.. I get by ok almost same as any decent 9 to 5 gig because I bust my ass for years to get there.. Anyway.. this economy is fucking killing me.. so, I need a bailout from YOU!!
You can save the porn industry by buying memberships to pornsites you like and they’ll make some money and so won’t I.
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What’s the catch! Your $1 only gets you 3 days access and if you want more, they’ll charge you for 30days past that trial, so.. make sure you READ the join up form and the emails they send you with instructions…. If you want a full membership for 30 days, do nothing and they’ll bill you for it and you can whack off all month long.. But hey.. what the fuck.. 3 days of full length porn movies for only one dollar sure beats the fuck out of surfing google images and browsing free porn blogs, don’t it?Â
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